Armed Esquire
A law-savvy Florida Gators fan with a knack for witty takes on politics and pop culture, proudly champions left-handed pride and dreams of a smart-TV-free world. Roasts deadbeats, praises Bowie's vocal range, and jokes about DUl defenses.
Failed Assassin Can’t Even Assassinate Himself
Failed Trump assassin, Ryan Wesley Routh, attempted a second assassination and was again unsuccessful.
MSNBC fact-checker debunks Charlie Kirk shooting stating “It’s only an assassination attempt if it comes from the assassin region of France.”
An assassination attempt on Charlie Kirk was made while he was speaking at Utah Valley University. In the moments following, many news outlets tried to rebrand the event to smear Kirk.