Model Citizen: Kilmar Armando Ábrego García
Kilmar Armando Ábrego García has had quite the year, traveling the world and meeting with politicians. But Republicans say he's a gangbanger and a human trafficker when all signs point to him being a model citizen. Here's the real scoop.
Trump Cancels Social Security for 12 Million Americans
The Trump administration has cancelled the Social Security benefits of 12 million Americans over the age of 120, some of whom have relied on that money since 1868.
Whites Need not Apply: FireAid Only for Brown and Darker
FireAid promises to equitably hand out $100M in funds it received to help black victims of the California Wildfires.
Kristi Noem Cosplay Left Two Animals Dead
Kristi Noem's police officer cosplay led to the shooting of her dog.
MS NOW That’s What I Call News
Comcast has divested itself of its cable networks forcing MSNBC to rebrand. The move has been fraught with issues and the internet has done what it does best—provided ample ridicule.
Subway Hires ‘Footlong Felon’ Hoping People will Finally Forget About Jared
Subway hires a D.C. man who assaulted a Customs and Border Protection agent with a sandwich, hoping that it will finally make people forget about Jared Fogle.
Tim Walz was Actually the NFL's First Male Cheerleader
Governor Tim Walz was actually the NFL's first male cheerleader. He joined the squad as head cheerleader sometime in 1989 and continued for 6 seasons, exiting the role in 1995.
Chicago Hits New Record: 17 Hours Without a Murder
Gang violence is decreasing in Chicago.
Couple Reanimates Dead Child Using AI to See If It Can Fix Their WiFi
A Wisconsin couple has reanimated their child using a very low quality AI so they can ask him to help them fix their WiFi.
Crime Rates in California are Up, Even Products Find Themselves in Jail
Crime rates in California have skyrocketed way past the national average They're so high, in fact that even some local products have found themselves behind bars.