NIH Style Guide Recommends Lowering the T in LGBt for Inclusivity
After new research suggesting low T in the transgender community, the NIH Style Guide has been updated to require LBGt instead of LGBT in future medical writing.
Kimmel Cancelled: No one Noticed
Jimmy Kimmel Live has been cancelled over comments Kimmel made about Charlie Kirk's assassin. He was just trying to make a joke about how the shooter and victim were exactly the same.
Leftists Shocked that Via Getty had Time to Write a Book
Adam Johnson, aka Via Getty, has written a new book. Leftists are shocked that he had time to do so, given how many things Getty has contributed to.
Whites Need not Apply: FireAid Only for Brown and Darker
FireAid promises to equitably hand out $100M in funds it received to help black victims of the California Wildfires.
MS NOW That’s What I Call News
Comcast has divested itself of its cable networks forcing MSNBC to rebrand. The move has been fraught with issues and the internet has done what it does best—provided ample ridicule.
Subway Hires ‘Footlong Felon’ Hoping People will Finally Forget About Jared
Subway hires a D.C. man who assaulted a Customs and Border Protection agent with a sandwich, hoping that it will finally make people forget about Jared Fogle.
Chicago Hits New Record: 17 Hours Without a Murder
Gang violence is decreasing in Chicago.
Couple Reanimates Dead Child Using AI to See If It Can Fix Their WiFi
A Wisconsin couple has reanimated their child using a very low quality AI so they can ask him to help them fix their WiFi.