
Whites Need not Apply: FireAid Only for Brown and Darker
FireAid promises to equitably hand out $100M in funds it received to help black victims of the California Wildfires.

MS NOW That’s What I Call News
Comcast has divested itself of its cable networks forcing MSNBC to rebrand. The move has been fraught with issues and the internet has done what it does best—provided ample ridicule.

Subway Hires ‘Footlong Felon’ Hoping People will Finally Forget About Jared
Subway hires a D.C. man who assaulted a Customs and Border Protection agent with a sandwich, hoping that it will finally make people forget about Jared Fogle.

Chicago Hits New Record: 17 Hours Without a Murder
Gang violence is decreasing in Chicago.

Couple Reanimates Dead Child Using AI to See If It Can Fix Their WiFi
A Wisconsin couple has reanimated their child using a very low quality AI so they can ask him to help them fix their WiFi.