Leftists Shocked that Via Getty had Time to Write a Book

Parrish, FL—Adam Johnson, 40, best known as The Lectern Guy or Podium Guy, is known by another name to some of the dumbest people on the planet—Via Getty. For the rest of this article, we’ll use that name in order to avoid confusing leftists. Via Getty rose to prominence during the Capitol Riot on January 6th for peacefully walking through the Capitol Building carrying the lectern of the US Speaker of the House who, at the time, was Nancy Pelosi.

Via Getty, one the rioters steals a podium from the Capitol pic.twitter.com/V4spojl40q

— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) January 6, 2021

Of course images of Via Getty began to pop up on his namesake, Getty Images. Those images then began to show up on news sites and of course the photo credits had "Photo via Getty" in them. Most of the news sites these days have swapped the credit language to avoid the confusion for the massive amount of total retards online, but at that time people began to call him Via Getty and the name stuck.

Via Getty is back in the news once again because he just released a new book. He was originally barred from making a profit off of January 6th for 5 years—2 of those requiring him to abstain from even speaking about the event. But thanks to the pardon of non-violent January 6th participants, Via Getty is now able to release his book.

Now leftists are wondering how Via Getty has time to do all of these things. If you're a total moron, it looks like Via Getty is everywhere.

"It doesn't make any sense. Via Getty has been on the Moon. He's been president multiple times...I think even more than three," noted author Stephen King, "He was in the dustbowl, at Iwo Jima...I even think I saw him giving multiple speeches on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial to thousands of people. How does a guy...or woman?...like that find the time to write a book? Writing a book is tough, I should know, and I just stay inside and tweet dumb things."

"Via Getty is back at it again," said one Antifa member online. "He just released the iPhone 17. Ugh, this is why I use Android."

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