Brosé Sanchez
America First voice from Florida. Shares bold takes on culture, hypocrisy & history. Pronouns are: I, you, he/she, we, you, they. You should've learned that in grade school.
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NIH Style Guide Recommends Lowering the T in LGBt for Inclusivity
After new research suggesting low T in the transgender community, the NIH Style Guide has been updated to require LBGt instead of LGBT in future medical writing.
Pete Hegseth proposes renaming Department of War to “You ain’t about that life”
Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, has petitioned Congress to formally rename the Department of War just a few months after they had renamed it from the Department of Defense.
Kimmel Cancelled: No one Noticed
Jimmy Kimmel Live has been cancelled over comments Kimmel made about Charlie Kirk's assassin. He was just trying to make a joke about how the shooter and victim were exactly the same.
Trump Declares Phantoms as a Terrorist Organization
Last night, President Trump declared war against phantoms, saying he'd call in the guard if he has to.
Leftists Shocked that Via Getty had Time to Write a Book
Adam Johnson, aka Via Getty, has written a new book. Leftists are shocked that he had time to do so, given how many things Getty has contributed to.
PoliticsGirl Waits 48 Hours to Report on Charlie Kirk, Still Gets Everything Wrong
It is admirable for people to refrain from posting about breaking news in order for all of the facts to come in, but Leigh McGowan, aka PoliticsGirl, isn't admirable. She somehow got everything wrong.
Democrats Confused on who the Victim Actually was in Fatal Stabbing
On August 22nd, 2025, Decarlos Brown Jr., 34, murdered a young woman, Iryna Zarutska, 23, on Charlotte's light rail system without provocation. This marks yet another attacker with mental health issues that should've otherwise been in jail.
Model Citizen: Kilmar Armando Ábrego García
Kilmar Armando Ábrego García has had quite the year, traveling the world and meeting with politicians. But Republicans say he's a gangbanger and a human trafficker when all signs point to him being a model citizen. Here's the real scoop.
Trump Cancels Social Security for 12 Million Americans
The Trump administration has cancelled the Social Security benefits of 12 million Americans over the age of 120, some of whom have relied on that money since 1868.
Whites Need not Apply: FireAid Only for Brown and Darker
FireAid promises to equitably hand out $100M in funds it received to help black victims of the California Wildfires.
Kristi Noem Cosplay Left Two Animals Dead
Kristi Noem's police officer cosplay led to the shooting of her dog.
MS NOW That’s What I Call News
Comcast has divested itself of its cable networks forcing MSNBC to rebrand. The move has been fraught with issues and the internet has done what it does best—provided ample ridicule.
Subway Hires ‘Footlong Felon’ Hoping People will Finally Forget About Jared
Subway hires a D.C. man who assaulted a Customs and Border Protection agent with a sandwich, hoping that it will finally make people forget about Jared Fogle.
Tim Walz was Actually the NFL's First Male Cheerleader
Governor Tim Walz was actually the NFL's first male cheerleader. He joined the squad as head cheerleader sometime in 1989 and continued for 6 seasons, exiting the role in 1995.
Chicago Hits New Record: 17 Hours Without a Murder
Gang violence is decreasing in Chicago.
Couple Reanimates Dead Child Using AI to See If It Can Fix Their WiFi
A Wisconsin couple has reanimated their child using a very low quality AI so they can ask him to help them fix their WiFi.
Crime Rates in California are Up, Even Products Find Themselves in Jail
Crime rates in California have skyrocketed way past the national average They're so high, in fact that even some local products have found themselves behind bars.