
Trump Declares Phantoms as a Terrorist Organization

Washington, DC—Last night, via Truth Social, President Trump declared Antifa a terrorist organization.
Antifa first entered the normie zeitgeist in 2020 during the Presidential Debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. During the debate, Trump posited that Antifa was a terrorist organization. Biden interrupted him to retort that white supremacists, according to Trump’s FBI director, James Comey, were the biggest threat facing the nation. Biden continued to state that Antifa is just an idea—apparently unaware that white supremacy is also an idea.
Flashback to the 2020 debates:
— Clandestine (@WarClandestine) September 18, 2025
Trump warned that Antifa was a radical Left-wing militant group, and Joe Biden claimed Antifa was not a real organization, it was just “an idea”.
The Dems knowingly tried to cover up their brown shirts.
The Dems and Antifa are the same entity. pic.twitter.com/YRKhCQXUkb
“It’s weird, we all had a collective idea that buildings were on fire, windows were smashed, and there was an area of the city we couldn’t go into,” a Portland resident told us. They wished to remain anonymous because they feared for their safety. There were reports of no-go zones in many cities across the country, but no one was ever seen or charged.
Andy Ngo, who wrote Unmasked: Inside Antifa’s Radical Plan to Destroy Democracy, was once filmed walking through Portland seemingly being attacked out of thin air. He was sprayed with bear mace, had a milkshake or something thrown at him and he ran away screaming into a wine bar.

“It was odd. He was clearly being attacked by something or someone, but I can’t tell you who,” said one of the people near Ngo during the attack. “His eyes turned red, something appeared to grab him. It was nuts. I’ve never seen anything like it.”
“It is possible, that, under the right circumstances, people could be wearing black but we just can’t see them,” James Fresnel, a physicist from the University of Oregon told us. “We’re working on developing a camera technology to get to the bottom of it.”
In 2020, all across the United States there were riots reported in many cities with seemingly no one present.
“You could hear the shouts, see the destruction, but there was no one standing in the street. It was wild,” Martin Jones, who owns a jewelry store in Atlanta, told us. “As a black business owner, I had hoped my shop would be ok during the BLM riots, but I was obviously wrong.” At the time we interviewed him, he was standing on the broken glass of his front door. Video from the event showed him standing alone, terrified as jewelry floated out of the door.
“It’s possible that some African Americans also have this cloaking ability,” Fresnel told us. “We’re looking into that possibility too.”
On the rare occasion one of these phantoms is actually caught, they seemingly slip through the justice system unscathed. In fact, a group of phantoms were arrested in the capitol after the first Trump inauguration and they were paid out $1.6 million. Like most government money in Washington, it disappeared into unknown accounts.
Trump’s declaration against phantoms comes amid rising tensions in the United States.
“If we can’t apprehend these phantoms using traditional means, I might have to send in the guard—the Ghostbusters,” Trump told the media. “They’re the best, that’s what people tell me. Who are you gonna call? Nancy Pelosi? Please.”

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